i’m an otherkin that identifies as seinfeld character george costanza
If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.
I really, really want to get hit by a car. Whether I die or not is not of utmost importance to me but to at least feel so close to death would be amazing.
Talk about a Black Friday 2 for 1 special deal: 2 of the dumbest things you could possibly ever read on Tumblr.com here in 1 post - for FREE! 1. The brain doesn’t work that way all-there-is-is-fallings, and 2. No, you “really, really” don’t want to get hit by a car so stop saying things in which you have no idea what you’re talking about. Good lord.
hi i just realized that i never put this on here
i made it like a year ago and its my sister she was a grandma for halloween